Proud, and oh so beautiful. The Peacock emerges monochromatically from surrounding flowers, to be reborn. Nearby sepia swans encapsulate...

Poetic similes and metaphors Are they just ungainly analogies? The writing on the wall says Belshazzar. The poets' gold now turned brass...

Pathetically and silently, she sat In her chair, a frail old lady Neither showing emotion nor self-pity Rejected and ignored by the...

No words, No thoughts, Just tears.

When the time comes and I must die, (Unsurprisingly, there's no date for when). Gathered family weep, may even cry. For this life, lived...

Lovers at a round table Experiencing alfresco Expresso, Arguing so passionately, Their flailing arms demand the attention of the other,...

Heaven, full of shooting stars, watched while we lay close together on a sandy beach. Wishes made that day may be cast away. When no...

Dear busy mister taxman I trust that I find you well. I hope you're sitting comfortably. A story I have to tell. It centres around the...

Half a lager, half a lager. Half a lager. Onward. into their bellies so fast. Poured the six punters. "Four more light ales they craved!"...

Travelled in London, Rode the Piccadilly line, Deodorant's fine If others spray, otherwise There's no nasal protection.

If only I could find preconstructed words Scattered amongst vocabularic sherds, That could easily describe and characterise That bright...

I have a new sister. I already have two, didn’t think I’d need a third But that was only the beginning, Let's recount this story from the...

SWING THOSE ARMS! PICK UP THOSE FEET! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT! YOU SHOWER OF SHITS! YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE BLOODY NAVY! WHAT’S...

Many years ago In a long-forgotten time, I watched a Channel Four TV show, I was hooked in episode one, The endings had a certain style...

If you could only understand What I’m going through I hope that someday You could forgive me I realise it’s hard to do, Imagine that...

Let's go for a wander Anaconda, What’s your wish? Jellyfish, Let's just have a gander Salamander, What shall we see? Chimpanzee. We’ll...

Two bags of sugar A pinch of ground black pepper, Weight of the baby Mother gave birth to that day. (I've sure made up for it since)....

Nothing assaults the senses like chill air on a summer's evening. Forearm hair follicles are as erect as a pubescent boy's expectation of...

Just one week each year during the school holidays, To a small thin-walled caravan for the five of us. Within walking distance of the...

A pebble thrown into a millpond displays delightful concentric circles I have thrown countless pebbles, to no avail What’s unfair should...