Farting comes from the deepest hollow The smell escapes, yet still, it follows It lingers as it waves goodbye drifts up and out, then...

In solitude, it stands, a lonely figure against the ocean's roar. It towers heavenward, sturdy and tall, A beacon of permanency, amidst...

Oh toasted teacake Your spiced fruitfulness, Buttered buns doth make My taste buds, multitudinous. Strawberry jam scooped Luxuriously...

Heaven, full of shooting stars, watched while we lay close together on a sandy beach. Wishes made that day may be cast away. When no...

Dear busy mister taxman I trust that I find you well. I hope you're sitting comfortably. A story I have to tell. It centres around the...

Travelled in London, Rode the Piccadilly line, Deodorant's fine If others spray, otherwise There's no nasal protection.

If only I could find preconstructed words Scattered amongst vocabularic sherds, That could easily describe and characterise That bright...

Red bureaucratic tape ties hands, Condoned by egoistical nugatory politicians Who are both inept and otiose Despised by disenfranchised...