….crow, staring down from the chimney pot. He's either looking directly at me or not. His feathers are all of a ruffle. Like he's been in...

I'd like to shop in a trendy store, Buy my clothes straight off the pegs, But it's challenging With a rounded paunch And...

She swept in from the gloom of a dark summer's night. We all hung around in the shadows, away from the light. But as she arrived, there...

Wrapped securely within your liveried green Refined golden-arched nameplate highlights your pedigree, London North Eastern returning home...

Rich old men in their cricket whites. With balding heads and fading sights, Arrogantly putting the world to rights Rich old men in their...

Stoned, murdered by shells of oysters raining down Gentle lady Hypatia of Alexandria, This lady of mathematics, astronomy and philosophy....

My darling, never will I abandon you, You'll always be my one and only, We’ll be together forever, side by side Counting our blessings....

Your love ambushes, like an urban guerilla Tasting fruitfully sweet, exciting my papilla Unknowingly, we’re fused like the cranial...

Families are often annoying With their ‘know it all ways’, Families moan about this and that Short on accolades and praise. Families can...

They sat close together at the small square table Two ladies lunching, demure and cultivated Maybe wrongly, I surmise they're unrelated...

Dapper dipper Flightless fisher Tuxedoed tobogganist Comical colonist

(from small acorns, mighty oaks grow) So much pressure on growth, Small acorn by comparison to most of the world, Yet I will undoubtedly...

Beseeching you, Lord Lucifer Rise from your depths again Cup together your fiery hands Scoop up unworthy men Holy wingéd Gabriel Show us...

There's no hope in a world full of desperation, When our worst nightmares have all come to life, There's no heart in the greyness of...

Police investigating the recent death of a prostitute, Found alone in the park, on the morning of the tenth, Have a suspect, currently in...

Garden Birds are fed It doesn't take much to please them, Twenty quid a week

Kaikoura or Tresaith Similar but different Seen Sheep, no Welsh Whales

Black Friday comes around each November It's a global phenomenon. We watch and remember. People buying a little piece of happiness,...

Pewter cup brimming. Shiney battered edge swimming, In delicious foam Of newly poured summer cider. Gulping down so fast, I'm soused.

I turned the other cheek again. I turned the other cheek, and then, A man stepped up and slapped my face. I turned and walked away again,...