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Misquotes!



Police investigating the recent death of a prostitute,

Found alone in the park, on the morning of the tenth,

Have a suspect, currently in custody, who postulates

He, unfortunately, didn’t know his own length.


Walking the Appian Way, with sixer in hand,

Gaius Julias pauses to wander,

If this afternoon was to be his day,

“I’ll aim, I’ll score, I’ll conker”.


I can understand why girls with large boobs,

Feel size reduction's a reasonable trade,

Men are okay with small, big can scare them all,

So when life gives you melons, make men afraid.

Louise and Philip are lovers,

She’s fond of him. He is just a little fonder.

He’s even Peroxided her hair once before.

Because what’s done by Phil makes Lou blonder.

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