A young man with an old man's knees Please, I’m only just sixty. A young man with an old man’s back, Lacks, Straightness, now all twisty....

Garden Birds are fed It doesn't take much to please them, Twenty quid a week

There was a young girl from Dundalk Who did nothing all day but talk She once sprained her throat Her voice became croaked She could no...

He's gone, I'm trying To forget him, that's my aim, But once in a while!

Kaikoura or Tresaith Similar but different Seen Sheep, no Welsh Whales

The lady who lived in the big house, At the end of our quiet street, Unfortunately and without warning, That lady died just last week....

We were seated at table forty-five, Two chairs a table and a tealight, Tucked away in the corner, sandwiched, between two larger parties,...

Each and every one of us Would like to know for sure When the time arrives to breathe our last There’s more behind Death’s door But yet...

I think I’ve lost it, I’m not sure I ever had it, But I feel that deep down inside, I have lost it. I’m sure it was there, In front and...

You know I could, You know that given any excuse I would, You know I might, You know that even if I did, I’d think I was right. I think I...

Inadequate? No, I’m very capable just as I stand Insensitive? Possibly, but others may misunderstand, Insufferable? Maybe, but not by...

Catch the midnight thirty train from oblivion, Hold high your head to the morning light, Sense a newfound wisdom in your heart, See...

Oh, Kremlin Lion, Do you not dream? Of being more than just a fool, Can you not see? From around your heavy mane, Can you not hear? Above...

“Why do you look at me?'' ''With those callous eyes?'' She said, Well, now she knows For now, she’s dead

Johnny, Johnny Johnson, Where have you gone, son? I've looked all over the housing estate, Come back little man it's getting late. But...

Black Friday comes around each November It's a global phenomenon. We watch and remember. People buying a little piece of happiness,...

Drifting lifeless body, floating in this dirty old river, Looking at her now still body, motionless, without life to shiver, She must...

Peters' diet was mainly sweeter He would eat ice cream by the litre Once, by chance, he ate salami Got a penchant for Pepperami Now...

Tick, tick, ticking of the clock on the wall. A rustle of leaves on the porch, as they fall The building sadly creaks under the strain....

Watching elephants climb an Acacia nut tree Or prickly hedgehogs on a supermarket spree, Hooking up with a blue whale called Penelope Yet...