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Diabetic nightly two-step.

Updated: Aug 24, 2023


(To the tune,)

(I’m holding out for a hero. by Bonnie Tyler)



Where have all my night hours gone?

the times ran away from the clock

Where has all my dream world gone?

I seem to be fighting my cock.

There’s no getting away from this urgent deed

Late at night, I toss and turn

And I dream of what I need.


I need a wee wee,

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til the morning light

It's gonna be strong, and it's gonna be long,

It’ll be a much darker yellow than white,

Yellow than white.


Ow Ow Ow


I need a wee wee.

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til the morning light

I’m really quite sure, that it's gonna be soon

My willy’s grown larger than life.

Larger than life.


Ow Ow Ow

Ow Ow Ow


Sometime around midnight

I get a fateful urge,

Somewhere, just in front of me

My bladder needs to purge,

Leaping from the duvet

I’m racing to the loo,

I’m gonna need that Superman to get me there very soon.

Yeah



I need a wee wee

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til the morning light,

It's gonna be strong, and it's gonna be fast

and could easily spray left and right


I need a wee wee.

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til the morning light,

I'm really quite sure, it's gonna be soon

As everything’s grown larger than life.

Larger than life.


Ow Ow Ow

Ow Ow Ow


I need a wee wee.

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til the morning light,

It’s gonna be strong, it's gonna be fast

It won't smell fresh this time of night.


I need a wee wee

I'm holding out for a wee wee 'til early morning light

It's gonna be strong, and it's gonna be fast

and could easily spray left and right


I no longer need a wee wee

Not holding my wee wee for the morning light


AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


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