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Masochists Christmas

Writer's picture: Russell JacklinRussell Jacklin

Updated: Nov 7, 2023



Fa la la la la, la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la

Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Prick my balls with sprigs of holly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Bathe myself in cranb'ry jelly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Dressed am I in gimp apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Pleasured Rudolph at my peril

Fa la la la la, fa la la la.


Fa la la la la, fa la la la

Hung a garland from my willy

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Red and green with golden frilly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Mistletoe slipped up my blowhole

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Merry Christmas, kiss my @rsehole

Fa la la la la, fa la la la



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